This man was created in a lab specifically to play sports in Philadelphia. 

“In the meritocracy that we live in, it’s clear that these people did something to deserve their disability and hence it’s perfectly moral to defund the Special Olympics.”

Obligatory:

Not looking forward to the “Obviously, I’m not racist because I pardoned one person of color” line.

I, for one, say give him the deal. This is the same guy who, when questions arose about his willingness to collude with Russia, released emails on Twitter showing his willingness to collude with Russia. If this dipshit writes a book, who knows how many crimes he’ll admit to?

How long until he just starts selling pardons?

Absolutely. Imagine if the President actually shot some random guy on Fifth Ave for no reason. Would any serious scholar truly believe that the President could pardon himself?

So, what you’re saying is that it’s good that he’s trying to thread the needle with an unstable leader with nuclear weapons? Cool cool cool.

Continuing to accept foreign money through shady means while indicted for exactly that?

I’m so sick of the make America great again shit. When exactly will America be great again? You’ve controlled every lever of power in Washington for almost a year and a half and you’re still saying it’s not great? At some point that’s on you, bro.

Hi, Sean.

Was coming here to make this joke... took too long.

I’m just upset that bail wasn’t raised/revoked so that he got cuffed and walked out of the courtroom.

The point of an expert witness is to educate the jury about a specific issue or topic relevant to the case. He basically just read a pharmacology textbook at them without any explanation or context. To anyone not in pharmacology those are a string of random words and the expert failed to do his job in a spectacular…

It’s really only that last “won’t pay him anyway” that they care about. They’d overlook all the other stuff if he’d pay.

The funny thing about the photoshop of her shredding the Constitution is that they are pissed about her speaking against the second amendment, which she would not be shredding if she were ripping up the original document.

Bribery, now with the full weight of the presidency.

UPDATE: Chris Long spent the morning dunking on her on Twitter. Glorious.

“Maybe I should wear that on a T-shirt and Instagram that. And then on the back it should say…‘I’m so sorry.’”

Not FB, grindr.