Hey Scott, maybe the parts of our planet that are literally dying (corals, polar bears, etc.) tell us that the surface temperature is too hot, you fucking twit.

Isn’t it possible that Jesus already answered prayers by giving us the intelligence to create the damn vaccine???

THE MEMO CONFIRMS THAT THE INVESTIGATION WASN’T OPENED AS A RESULT OF THE STEELE DOSSIER. HOW DUMB IS DEVIN NUNES??? YES, ALL-CAPS WAS NECESSARY.

In re: Mitch’s tweet. I think this sums it up better than I can.

Illiterate? Yes. Narcissistic enough to buy something just because it has his face on it? Also, yes.

Holy shit this is a depressing list.

This should be the picture above any article about the wall from now on:

Guess what? He’s a sexual predator too! (I’m sure the media will come around to acknowledging this once a video of him grabbing a woman is finally leaked).

“Russia is laughing at the stupidity of this investigation, and I should know! I talk to them A LOT!”

Never meet your heroes.

Remember when we had a president that we could criticize for not being 100% politically artful? Good times... I’m gonna go drink bleach.

That headline...

“I have absolutely no lips whatsoever.”

This is just the NHL modus operandi: Trying to be just like other major sports leagues and sucking at it.

I will veto healthcare for everyone, because I love everyone.*

I can’t wait to see her justification for opposing this.