And how exactly was Sandusky a publicly "known" pedophile before say 2009? I mean there are trials for these things. Every Penn Stater wishes the DA and the Police did their job in 98. Most Penn Staters wish Spanier and Curley did their job in 2001. They where paid over $1 million a year after all. Many of…

Cherished mythology from my childhood:

In Philly they call this, "The Ruben Amaro."

I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit.

I was almost positive this article referred to The Fappening 2...oh well

It may not be noon yet, but "Belgium's top flight" sounds delicious.

Counterpoint: Stevie could see that this was not a goal.

This is an objectively beautiful goal. If you don't know see that, then you're, blind, stupid, or an alien who is attempting to colonize Planet Earth. If you are an alien, you're not fooling anyone because you chose the SUCKIEST NAME EVER as your alias. Your name sucks. Suck-ass name.

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.

Thank you, Pennsylvania. Thank you, America. This has been a horrible, traumatic, week for our nation. It's good to know we have friends so close. Today fucking sucks. I pray hope and love and joy can overcome the hatred and destruction that tried to win the day.

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Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Rovell: [cums]

That looked like he was having fun, so I'm thinking no.

I bet the Cosmos would get a whole lot better if they were playing for something other than the prestigious NASL Soccer Bowl.

Would they be as bad if they knew they could get a return on their investment with MLS money? Thats why the system is so great. Even the last place teams have something to play for, their livelihood.

but scrubs are scrubs, and no amount of practicing with them is going get a guy 100 percent ready to run with the first team.

As opposed to the Phillies, who lead the majors in Cluster Fuck for the 1st of what appears to be many consecutive seasons.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

Look Rog, I know you're pissed about South Park last night, but give it up.