How about just limiting burners to text-only posts? that would preserve the dream of juicy anonymous tidbits coming in through kinja and it's not really too much to ask people to register an account if they want to post their Simpsons gifs or whatever

Well, you for starters, apparently.

"I was holding that breath for someone else."

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

headline fixed

Fixed it.

This has become the crease rule of baseball: intended to protect players, but so poorly thought out that it ends up screwing everyone.

Fire sale. Ship Pap out for nothing, letting the young flamethrowers in the pen work the 9th. Eat as much contract as you have to in order to get C prospects for Howard. Text Brian Sabean the words "Chase. Utley." every four minutes. Get Aaron Sanchez in return for Lee. The only one I'd consider keeping would be Cole,…

I rarely get the chance to use this more than once a week, but this is the second time and I couldn't be happier:

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

I'm just glad I can be an example for the kids.

Oh, also, I hate myself.

So few people get this. But those of us who do thank you.

Pro Hac Miami Vice

Where'd that guy go to law school, the Deadspin comment section?

Birds are so dumb. Why spend 4 hours and $500 flying to your death at the stadium when you could kill yourself on a 46" HDTV in the privacy of your own home?

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Looks about right.

"God dammit. That thing on my back better not be what I think it is." - The Oriole