Problem solved.............

To be fair, he went down holding his teeth, which would hurt given that he was just biting someone's shoulder.

The other bad news is that Suarez just tried to eat Italian on the pitch.

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Relax, the rest of Portugal's roster is exactly half as talented.

Similarly, how much of Delaware's sales are to people from Pennsylvania? Between PA's notoriously shitty alcohol laws and the giant liquor stores at every major road on the state line, that has to be driving the numbers up.

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

Would someone please explain to either Sterling or his lawyers or both that only the government can infringe his rights of free speech? The NBA can do anything it wants to him, and it's not an infringement of his constitutional right of free speech. Sigh.

I'd take that further (and meaner) and say that it's totally fine if Jordan's legacy is harmed, if he does get replaced, because it's unfortunate that when we want to celebrate 'the best' of basketball, we're forced to hold that asshole up.

Good point. In Namath's own words, "I guarantee it."

They were eating clubhouse cheesesteaks, which is clearly the true crime here.

See my TLDR comment. haha.

I don't know if that is a stock photo of a cheesesteak that was pulled from the internet, or some Mets' instagram twitter picture of what they actually consumed...but I really hope (for our city's fine reputation), that its a stock photo from a Des Moines cheesesteak wannabe. That is some disgusting shit.

Not enough feet.

What hypocrisy. Deadspin tells us that it was wrong for NFL doctors to push players to dope themselves, but then tries to get its readers to dope ourselves by making us listen to Colin Cowherd.

"Can you give us any information about the person who tattooed you?"

"The difference between an elite goaltender and an outright bad one really isn't that huge."