Partial findings by Nelson Forensics indicate that some support structures were not designed in a way that would hold the weight anticipated on that level of the stadium.

sloppy split-finger, solid changeup

"Since when does a Colt have to ask permission to shove something up his nose?"

Shit, add due process to the list of rights lacking in the NBA along with freedom of speech, right to bear arms, and not requiring the quartering of soldiers.

The Bucks could at least have come up with a better slogan than just stealing Ted Cruz's alternative suggestion to the Affordable Care Act.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Absolutely! This along with the goal Mike Legg scored for the University of Michigan brought out all the copycats!

Yup, same here.

"These men are losers." Douglas blithely commented on his favorite sports blog.

Didn't you used to have a running site?

Have to come up with anything and everything to pretend there weren't three incredibly entertaining NHL playoff games last night.

Exactly! Haven't you learned by now that crude fan behavior is only newsworthy if it's Philadelphia?

Flyers fans are a unique form of scum. Amirite?

From the Buffalo News story linked above:

No. The worst thing DOPS does is suspend to the outcome, not the action.

[cums while screaming at penis to consider messaging implications]

– Darren Rovell

If they were screening this movie in my living room, I'd pay $15 not to be there.

That's unfair. Sometimes they get a dunk!