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Chicken of the Cave
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How is it possible that this story has been up for a half hour and no one posted this:

Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

In doing my small part to de-stigmatize the bat flip, I will teach my son at a very early age how to get proper height, distance, and rotation. I implore all of you to do the same.

2017: The Year of Checks and Balances

This is a universal sign for a fastball inside. Teheran definitely hit him on purpose, but Flowers was not ordering him to hit Bautista.

Criminally under-starred.

I love hearing the Nashville crowd reactions on the broadcast. You can hear audible gasps when a guy knocks a saucer pass out of the air.

Yes. And as a fan of neither team, it has been oh so glorious to watch.

Unless you are Laura Wagner, or the person who pressured her to use this headline, you don’t know shit about shit.

Some. SOME. ROGER WANTS ALL THE MISOGYNY

AILES WANTS HIS MISOGYNY FAR MORE EXPLICIT

Nah, he would have wanted misogyny and sexual harassment, but when you televise that, you get in trouble. Or, elected president.

I have found this to be true with 100% of the goalies I have played with.

I put Khalifa into Google translate and it said “Stadium that looks like a Vagina” 

That’s the six dimensional chess that Breitbart commenters are playing that libtard snowflakes just can’t understand.

“If a tree falls in the woods, and someone is around to hear it, and that someone tells Curt, would he believe them?”

“President Donald Trump faces his worst crisis in office yet...”

Yeah, but it was against a AAA team.

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