Still satisfying:

Great kinja.

Hey, hey, hey. Go easy on him. Sometimes google translate screws up when translating from Russian.

Who got me elected?

Staff: Donald, the one thing you CAN NOT say in this interview is that the firing had anything to do with Comey investigating Russia. Okay?

Fun fact: After Tebow gets three strikes, he gets to take his base.

Wow, and to think... on Wednesday of this week, I thought his career was dead.

Awfully juicy rebound at the end of that video.

I know this doesn’t have anything to do with the substance of this article, but WHY DOES IT TAKE TRUMP 15 MINUTES TO SEND THREE TWEETS??? Is he typing one letter at a time, but with his dick? What the fuck is going on there???

“Obama radically transformed America in his image.”

“Neither are we”

I had to check the box score twice, because I almost couldn’t believe that the Caps only outshot the Pens 26-18. That was a lopsided game.

Eh, most of the fires there now are contained by virtue of the fact that they’re in dumpsters.

You guys really buried the lede on this story. The headline should have been, “MAKE YOUR FREETHROWS!!!”

This shakeup looks more like a panic move to me than moving Ovi. Trying to recapture last season’s HBK magic? Moving Guentzel away from the line that made him look like a world-beater this year? This screams panic move.

“The idea that the president — the guy who’s in charge of the Justice Department — is threatening a witness is really kind of disturbing.”

I don’t know why that posted as a reply to you. It was meant to be a comment on the article.

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Their last four seasons have ended with Anaheim dropping a Game 6 with a chance to clinch and then losing Game 7 at home.

“Fans think it’s cute when P.K. grabs a tape recorder to interview a teammate. But really, it’s P.K. needing to be the centre of attention.”