Colt on the run. The day before the derby. Are you trolling us?

It’s obviously not Massen as in “Mason” otherwise it would be spelled Maeysyn. DUH

“the unidentified victim was able to escape by jumping into a car and locking the door.”

What is wrong with the English? Teeth. It’s the teeth.

The Caps were far better than the Pens last night and still lost. That happens in hockey probably more than any other sport. If the Caps keep playing the way they did last night, I don’t think they’re out of this series, even down 3-1.

You know what would have prevented this person from being hit by a stray bullet from over a mile away? A good guy with a gun.

This headline is at least 65 million years too late.

Clearly Marcell Ozuna is not North Korean.

Bravo!

Yeah, of course he will. He is an NBA player, and I can’t even hang in Rec league.

We have seen some of the best primary assists I can remember in these playoffs. Karlsson’s 3/4 ice flip pass, that Ryan behind the back. Just absurd stuff. Sometimes the helper is way more impressive than the finish.

How much you wanna bet Pegula owns the bar?

Thanks for taking some heat off us.

Large pancakes when you’re cooking them, smaller when you’re eating them. Let me explain. It is so much easier to cook 4 plate sized pancakes and be done, but if I’m just eating, I prefer the 5-7" range. I would rather clear my plate of 3 of those, than leave half my plate full of a plate sized pancake. Makes me feel…

Fuck you for writing this and tempting fate.

How do you know my name isn’t Wade??? HUH???

While I don’t believe that Kerry Fraser is commenting in the grays on Deadspin, in the off chance this really is Kerry, you sent me a personalized autographed copy of your book and I thought that was pretty cool.

ALWAYS cut them off. How else do you get the sweet fray at the bottom??