Yeah, except that balls in the NBA are (mostly) stationary and heads in the NHL move at about 25 mph or faster.

Kerry Fraser?

Someone should photoshop an RKO on that kid.

“All he needs now is a good touchdown dance.”

Can’t wait for all the hot takes next year when idiots are saying, “He should have had respect for the game and played in the TaxSlayer.com All-American Chicken Bowl”

I am dumbfounded by the fact that there are InfoWars dietary supplements. Who the fuck is dumb enough to take dietary supplements recommended to them by this moron?

I don’t know. I think Mitch looks the same today as he did Thursday.

This is what pure unregulated capitalism gets you:

There is not a doubt in my mind that he purchased a shit ton of Coca-Cola stock before making this public.

It gets really close to summarizing the whole thing, but it seems to be missing a flaccid penis. Oh, wait... no, there it is. My bad.

Be careful what you wish for... with this administration, that may start with Trump dumping a ton of money into PBS, but will end with him turning PBS into state run media.

I assume you also click on the ads occasionally?

I don’t know why, but I thoroughly enjoy that the umpire rung up Revere with his right hand and Pennington with his left.

I know this involves reason, so try not to get lost here, but IF LIBERAL JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING WHY IS LIBERAL MEDIA ESPN FAILING???????

This is what is amazing to me about transcendent performances in sports. I know literally nothing about snooker, but you know something special is going on when you see it.

P. State

I agree with your assessment. They’re fucking ugly. Make something that doesn’t look like it was painted by a toddler and people might buy it. Sad thing? The toddler painted ones are my favorite color scheme of all of them.

Yeah, that’s kind of my point. I wouldn’t sell the farm in either direction, which is why - like Barry said - this could end up being the rare trade that works for both teams.

Gimme that card!

I get what you’re saying and agree to an extent, but you really need a well rounded team to win. You have to score goals, period.