I own the Packers and I gamble CONSTANTLY. I’ve yet to hear from the NFL.

“file official complaints”

Go back and look at his regular season stats. He is consistently middling as far as GAA and save percentage. When he’s hot, he can carry a team - no doubt - but most of the time he’s average.

17 years of first round picks and they come up with one outstanding talent... at OT. Yikes.

The NFL has been causing the city of Philadelphia pain for waaaaay more than one month.

Gronk’s entourage looks like a brochure for an Arizona fraternity.

As shown in the second video, Cespedes put on a necklace for each homerun.

Looks like Bill just found his next (and possibly only) sponsor!

It’s official. We are living Idiocracy. Mike Judge is no longer a writer/director, he is the all knowing prophet.

“Direct your outrage at the policymakers, economists, and industry cartels that created this future.”

Great kinja.

You could have titled this story, “This Mindset is How We Got President Trump” and it would have been equally as accurate.

It is absolute horseshit that a football coach can control where a student-athlete furthers his education. Fuck the NCAA.

I am not equally attractive, as I am a middle aged man with dad-bod, but I’d do it for $5k a day.

The only logical conclusion here is that Grossi is actually the one working for the Browns and that he is writing this column as counter-counter-intelligence.

It’s stupid and it fucking sucks. That’s all you need to know about it.

Well, maybe if the school didn’t charge $20,000 a year for tuition and then NOT pay people to represent the school in public, they wouldn’t have to strip and use SA to cover bills.

It’s gotta be a lot harder for him to masturbate now that he has to find people willing to piss on him in the White House. Might help explain the frequency of the Florida trips, though...

I pray that he brought back with him ALL of the sweet sweet bat flips.