I was coming here to post the same thing. It's a fucking game. Being moral arbiters is what got them in the mess they're in now.

I'm sorry. They only benched AP once public opinion and sponsors dictated that they had to. Remember that whole story where the Vikings were going to play him after one week down? The bottom line is if you're a star, you can beat a 4 year old and your team will attempt to rationalize playing you. If you're marginal,…

If this doesn't show exactly where the nfl's priorities lie, nothing will. AP beats a 4 year old? Throw him in the game. Jerome Simpson has a weed problem? Distraction. Cut him.

Cause, you know, integrity and accountability and such. And tradition.

See also: Russia, Sochi

"He's looking relatively better!"

Is there a situation for which one of these doesn't exist?

You're speaking rationally. There's no place for that here.

"I understand that in order to play football sooner rather than later, I will have to act contrite and try to make amends with the public."

RGIII. The G stands for glass.

Have you not read a single article on Dan Snyder?

This is criminally under-starred.

And I'm 100% sure that the NFL will fine him for a uniform violation.

Crabs? Crabs.

Papelbon's year has been the perfect example of people looking at stats, declaring a great year, and never seeing the guy play. Nearly every save this year has not been clean. He's looked absolutely terrible and is very lucky to have not blown 10+ saves.

This cements it... RG3's lower body is made of glass.

Could be a matter of grading. Under 1 it could be a felony and under 2 could be a misdemeanor or something like that.

+1

I'm not 100% sure that the sourcing matters considering the Ravens came out and said that Rice's description of the incident matched what was on the video.