Margarita? Lady, you need gelignite.

I am a working from home mom and the kids are officially off school TODAY. I volunteered at 8am to run a fundraiser camp for the HS soccer team, got home in time to attend the BS Monday meeting, got my work shit done while watering my garden, feeding the animals, walking the animals, and kids in the neighborhood over A…

Marry me.

Justin Timberlake:

OMG, thank you for introducing me to Metallicat! He's clearly ready to be our champion in these very metal times. 🤘

Suggestions on how to quickly make a couple hundred bucks? Selling all my things on eBay is slow-going.

I thought it was for 6 lovable misfits who in their lives needed a study group...also a little chang.

Community college is for poors, don't ya know?

If she was really interested in her education, she could find a good community college, do well there and transfer to a university after a couple of years. I’m guessing that won’t happen.

Holy shit, those abs! I mean, I should have known they were under there, but still. I wish my post-partum bod looked half as good as hers.

“...she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education.”

This story really illustrates how rich people live in a different version of America from the rest of us.

Example: I asked my very rigid boss if I could leave an hour early for a doctor’s appointment. She told me to take an hour of sick time along with a reminder that the work day is 9-5. Okay then. A few weeks later, she asked me an urgent question on Saturday of a three day weekend. I responded to her first thing…

With some imagination, rules are too easy and so fun to bend.

Hello Jezzies! I could use some reassurance. So pregnancy is chugging along, and I’ll be 27 weeks tomorrow. I had my 1hr glucose test for gestational diabetes, and I failed- sort of. My doctor sets the cutoff at 130, but many doctors set it at 140, and I came in at 139. I have to go in for the three hour test this…

This post had me squirming. Damn, no one should have to endure this shit; I just consider myself damn lucky...and luck should have nothing to do with it.

Honestly some of the ‘mean girl’ panic always feels to me like its rooted in the assumption that girls - and only girls - are supposed to be ‘nice,’ so its some sort of hideous anomaly when they’re not. But all teenagers are experimenting with power and aggression, its just that everyone thinks its normal when boys do…

I read a story about a town in NY where 40 unvaccinated kids are not allowed back to school until a measles outbreak in the area is over (30 days AFTER the last reported case I think?)  I truly believe this may be the only way to get parents to vaccinate their kids. Being forced to stay home with them for weeks,…