Somehow I still want the spicy sausage dip recipe...

They call it “Plumbers Bane”

Goddammit, Clark.

This is a seriously underrated post.

Oh, my God. I knew when I read Brown River nothing good was coming, but had no idea of the proportions of the apocalypse.

That is awful. I do not have allergies but would never want anyone to get sick from a simple meal and try to accomodate everyone.

“Brown River”

So I am a newly wed in my first fairly good size condo, and my hubby and I decide that we should have the whole damn fam over for Thanksgiving.

I lost my daughter to suicide two years ago. Please be gentle with yourself and please reach out for help.

two thanksgivings ago was the first time i had been with my family in ten years. i have a lot of food allergies and i gave my cousin a list and asked if she wanted help cooking (i had been laid off and had shit tons of time) but she refused. she made a big production of showing me everything i could eat, how she had…

Or, as I like to call it, Mar-A-Llama-Ding-Dong.

It never made sense to me anyway. Pardoning two turkeys just makes you think of the thousands bred and slaughtered for a single day. I don’t even have anything against breeding and slaughtering animals, because they are delicious. Just considering the scale though, it either seems wildly hypocritical (to save two over…

Why is Bob’s Burgers the only outlet willing to expose the coruot underbelly of turkey pardoning?

Yours are tiny! Ours still have to grow some, but they’re far from itty-bitty.

We decided tonight since we are staying home instead of heading to family that we would save the turkey for Christmas and everyone gets to pick one of their favorites foods. So the menu is as follows so far: meatloaf, edamame, strawberry pretzel salad, poutine and baked apples for dessert. 

Aww, Ina’s roast chicken is always a good idea :) I’m totally jealous you get to see her in person. She seems like she must be genuinely delightful in-person.

(Sorry, no pictures - trying to share the fuzziness is making Chrome crash.)

I’m an absolute wreck at the moment... My dad was in a motorbike accident on Friday. He is in the hospital with his pelvis broken in 4 places, tailbone in 2, bruised bladder, torn urethra, a heap of gravel rash and the top of his ear torn off. Thank God he was wearing all his protective gear! But I'm so stressed and…

Ok, here’s the deal Jez fam. I’ve hit my fifth decade, the hubz went into a psych unit for suicidal ideation about six months back. Since we have kiddos, I sent him to relatives after because I legit fear he would do a murder suicide - he is textbook NPD - and life has been SO MUCH BETTER. Except, sex. There wasn’t…