For me, the most infuriating thing is the clear data that’s been known for decades linking trauma to higher risk of developing obesity, cancer and mental health issues.

Good evening! Just thought I’d pop over and post a picture of my super awesome bow tie wearing dog, Fred. And yes, his favorite film is The Shining. Hope everyone had a great week!

What a week! I feel like I wasted most of it sleeping in late, since my work schedule got fucked with (i.e. more night shifts), and it just threw me and my overall energy off completely. Hopefully will feel more normal next week, I always just feel like a sloth who never fully wakes up when I sleep for more than 6-7…

as a family we were disinterestedly watching celebrity family feud when the pageant began. at miss michigan’s introduction we cheered, rewound, cheered again, and rewound a third time to bask in this heroine’s bravery.

Swimming. 20 or 25 minutes, two or three times a week. Take a couple lessons to improve your form. It’s like magic for the figure. May not improve anything else but still...

The older I get, the more the term hysterical provokes a cold, decidedly unhysterical, fury.

I perpetually wish SNS were posted earlier.

They need to make a movie of the week about those two trying to solve the mystery. It should be a comedy. Perhaps give them matching Sherlock Holmes outfits and they would have terrible catch phrases like “wonder-trump powers activate!”. Of course, they should never be able to actually solve the mystery because…

Everything about this story is seriously fucked up, starting with why the fuck was she in jail for 3 days for parking tickets?

Anyone on the fence about having kids? Or maybe you used to be on the fence but finally made a decision one way or the other? How did you make a decision, and are you happy with the outcome so far?

They either make you poop or they’re diuretics which make you pee a lot and get rid of any liquid you’re retaining. They should not be used as a substitute for diets and exercise for weight loss but it’s insane how people still fall for that shit.

Sometimes I look at my FUPA and think it’s actually quite sexy: it provides additional curves (curves are an area I need all the help I can get in) and it makes me feel like a beautiful womanly Botticelli painting.

I always thought that chickens were kind of sociable, flocking creatures. I don’t have any myself, I live in a Manhattan condo, but I’ve been around them enough in rural areas to know that if you enter their pen they are immediately interested and will surround you. I suppose it’s because they usually only see a tall…

Yolko Ono is a most excellent name for a hen! Do you have other chickens, or does Yolko lead a life of quiet semi-solitude, like Yoko Ono the human?

Idk, that’s a superb owl. I think she’s more like the Chicken Lady from The Kids in the Hall.

I’m a fan of this one, personally:

If we lived in a more respectful time, no Republican would have been elected to office since 1964.

Hey, Pence.

You’ll just have a belated birthday party. When you can enjoy it. Sorry you have to wait like this though Look forward to your new year.

and fucking bad clams