Exactly! Speak your (stupid) minds, celebs! Don’t let “the man” try to censor you.

Hi Jezzies! I’ve missed you the past few weeks. Had some family issues (we’re all fine) and was pretty down about my high school closing. But things are all settling back to normal now.

“Numerous players, from different teams, wanted to show their “outrage” at something that most of them are unable to define.”

“Polite racists,” I guess - which is such an evocative phrase it should be its own semi-official demographic label, like “soccer moms.”

This is why I don’t Kayak. I’ve been saying it for ages. Early on people asked who Jennifer Garner was, but I never said.

Love this and just collected all the sharpies in my house for work tomorrow. Thanks!

I have an awesome mousekiller cat who gets most of out mice, but sometimes stronger measures are necessary. get some steel wool and put it into any holes you see in the outside walls, and also any interior gaps (e.g. around plumbing lines, electrical cords, etc. if there are spots near walls where the cats can’t…

So this is fun.

Run. Don’t walk. This is not a good scenario and you do not need the baggage.

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a…

Lord, what a summer. Two emergency medical flights to Vancouver with my wee baby - one near death open heart surgery, one stent via catheter. My hair is probably all grey under this dye. Currently trying to psychologically navigate the world of parenting a sick kid. I’m not doing well tolerating stupid people. They…

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

I think half the fun of these films is that nearly the whole cast has pretty average singing voices. Maybe it’s just because I usually hate musicals and the over the top singing that comes with them.

Hey Canada -

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Oh, I thought we liked England because of this.

I’m 41 and heading out on a boat all day tomorrow in a string bikini. Not because I have a perfect body, but because less fabric is more flattering.

Dude I’ve been rocking tankinis for YEARS and I’m 36. I have one from Athleta with an underwire top that hides my stomach and makes my boobs look fantastic. Come at me bro.