She thinks she treats people respectfully because her loathesome father brought her up to spew lies and hate politely and with a smile (though that last part is more difficult for she-of-the-Resting Smug Face)

Is that... CAPTAIN CAVEMAN?

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Think a LOT about size.

We got our sweet girl on Petfinder. You can find many breeds, ages, sizes, etc. on there. Typically they will tell you if the dog is housebroken (Violet was). I had a great experience with it.

Yay I have a solicitation for advice I know will be perfect for jez!

I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

Idk why this made me laugh so hard..

Ooohhh...pretty colorful flowers like this are to me, the way shiny things are to other people (and birds). I want a cute summer dress with this arrangement all over it!

That’s really pretty! What plants did you use?

That pot is amazing and I love your colorful arrangement. This winter/spring has been oddly cold so I was afraid they wouldn’t do well but this thing is gigantic. I keep meaning to actually measure it. Apparently they can grow to 60 inches.

Wow! That looks great!

I just want everyone to see how huge my delphinium is this year.

Hey ladies! My friend and I are looking for some murder mysteries to read that don’t focus on extreme violence against women (eg no Girl with the Dragon Tattoo). We’ve already read Rebecca and Then There Were None, and are currently reading the Alienist. Are there any books you’ve enjoyed that we should put on our…

How’s the start of everyone’s summer going? I got back from my first Alaskan cruise earlier this week and it was a gorgeous break from the oppressively hot weather we’re having here at home (you know summer’s going to be brutal when temperatures start inching towards 100 before June!). Apart from the cold and dreary…

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

So psyched for this book. I loved How Should A Person Be? and so much of it mirrored my life. Now I am 33, married, and the central question of my life is whether or not to have a baby. Heti seems to be writing exactly the books that I need at just the right time — not that I expect to find an answer in them, only…

#neverforget