I have been in the greys also and have not been able to share lovely chicken photos, which has killed me, especially when there were chicken-themed SNS.

CORN!!

I have tween and teen daughters and send them a ridiculous amount of chic pics to keep them laughing and giddy. The world needs more chicken butt.

You know what?

I have a 17 year-old son. If he ever acted in any way like any of the sh!tstirring smug little fuckers he would be punished severely.

Just in case it helps somebody: if you are not getting a paycheck and stretching your funds, my best advice is a cash weekly budget to keep from overspending. 

My company contracts with the government (IT) and I have been on furlough since December. We have 3 kids who have seriously stepped up working more and helping out so we can cut costs.

Bingo. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. She has said some hurtful stuff about others and should not get a pass because she was a victim of abuse herself.

They can cover Pink Floyd’s The Wall? “All in all you’re just another prick with no wall.” 

Smocking Looser would be an awesome band name at the post-impeachment party.

So we aren’t paying our Coast Guard right now to protect our borders, but tax dollars are paying for the party tents at Mar-a-Lago for the big New Years Eve party. Only in Trump America.

No, she sent her poor husband to return them! Now, whenever my sister-in-law offers to host a holiday, we remind her to hide the steak knives.

The finest Christmas memory was several years ago, while eating a delicious dinner, my batshit crazy sister accused my sister-in-law of stealing her steak knives. She went around the table and took all of the knives back and stormed out of there.