ghosts

I’m a lifelong Heat fan. Dwyane Wade is our franchise’s legend. Shaq and Lebron brought us championships. Any Heat fan my age will tell you their absolute favorite player ever is Dwyane Wade. But, if I may draw a distinction, my absolute favorite player of the Big 3 era was Chris Bosh. Erik Spoelstra repeatedly said…

“more than half of us”

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

Gronk should’ve faked throwing it. Works every time.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

You root for some random ass teams.

Nerd alert.

Rom my whole fucking life is blogs.

Honestly now is the best time for this guy’s long-awaited comeback. With more and more regulations getting eradicated by the new administration in the White House, Tiger can finally get surgery to replace most of his bones with golf clubs. In a lot of ways, burdensome bone regulations are the thing that has been…

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

Pictured: Gar Foreman.