He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

so much depends

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

And that's how Mike Glennon was made.

Has anyone optioned the movie rights yet for "Into Thin Air Bud?"

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

There's a nice continuity between McCants' poetry and his basketball.

"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

So when I was a kid, my grandmother lived in Fort Myers, where the Royals trained at the time. She would go to the park and try to get autographs for me, and was generally successful, given that this was 1985, coming off a championship season. The one guy who eluded her was George Brett, so every time he came to the…

" . . . and this door leads down to a small, dark, wine cellar, which is also where MJ would occasionally lock Kwame Brown."

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

Hartford fight song never gets old.

Sex

Hopefully there will be some more dish washing.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

Meanwhile, Synchronized Photographer routine goes off without a hitch.