Shit. Can't believe I missed that opportunity. Thanks for picking up the slack.

Holy shit, is this reasonable discourse between people of differing opinions in a comment section?

The Colemans also claim that Daisy was mercilessly cyber-bullied by classmates, and that the unsupportive community in Maryville eventually drove them out of town.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

And I think here the message is twice as powerful because it's delivered by the controversial Notre Dame mascot.

"We would very much appreciate no further fat man touchdowns."

IH NGEGUUCTY

Man, I was hoping for a takedown of the Catholic church.

I like the idea of Messi "living" soccer.

Once again, Todd Haley is about to skip town leaving nothing but a rebuilding project.

"Tools, Bubba. I think we'll bid on this!"

I loved that show!

Sorry, take will be hotter next time.

the shed did not provide protection from the rain, wind, or cold

"This strange woman came by in a car and asked if I wanted any guns, but I said 'No ma'am, I'm all set.'"

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

Windows Paint? Holy crap

Okay. What about the last four weeks?

Dramatic Howard is that guy who fucked up his ACL in intramural football because he attemtped some misguided cut against Pike. But, you know, he "totally gets" what Adrian Peterson had to go through and his rehab was-