"We would very much appreciate no further fat man touchdowns."

IH NGEGUUCTY

Man, I was hoping for a takedown of the Catholic church.

I like the idea of Messi "living" soccer.

Once again, Todd Haley is about to skip town leaving nothing but a rebuilding project.

"Tools, Bubba. I think we'll bid on this!"

I loved that show!

Sorry, take will be hotter next time.

the shed did not provide protection from the rain, wind, or cold

"This strange woman came by in a car and asked if I wanted any guns, but I said 'No ma'am, I'm all set.'"

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

Okay. What about the last four weeks?

Dramatic Howard is that guy who fucked up his ACL in intramural football because he attemtped some misguided cut against Pike. But, you know, he "totally gets" what Adrian Peterson had to go through and his rehab was-

I wouldn't worry too much about Freeman reaching stage 2 of the drug program, as that would require showing progress.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

I can't really speak to the mentality of their front office, but based off of their offense at least, the Marlins seem unfamiliar with the concept of doubles.

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

I'm on my way home from the park right now. I decided to cash in on cheap tickets on the last day instead of watching the Giants lay another egg.

So he lost the ball.

Tough talk from a guy who's constantly fucking the written word.