Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

The Seahawks playbook is just Pete Carroll's beat-up copy of Behold a Pale Horse.

#NeverForget

If he's really a vampire, those corking his bat rumors might get him in some trouble with PETA rather than MLB.

You'd think by now the Chargers would be used to an L coming first.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Twitter poll: Better vinegar stroke face, Ron Jeremy (top), Peter North (middle), Brett Favre (bottom)

I've got no doubt that people were pissed.

This never would have happened if all high school teams had a shotgun in their playbook.

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

He only told this story once, of course, and it just snowballed from there.

I missed you Jamboroo, I missed you so much! Also please bring back Gregggggggggg, this is the problem with you Glorrry Boy bloggers, so out of touch with your audience

These billboard idiots understand the power of propaganda, but eventually they will be seen to be on the wrong side of history. The last time a Pro-Pot movement was allowed to expand unfettered, 2 million Cambodians died.