“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

Two years then quits. Seems like a Palin tradition at this point.

“Sarah and Todd Palin married on August 29, 1988, and they have five children: sons Track Cj (born 1989) and Trig Paxson Van (born 2008), and daughters Bristol Sheeran Marie (born 1990), Willow Bianca Faye (born 1994), and Piper Indy Grace (born 2001).”

I’ll do it for you. Can’t wait to see how Bristol Palin’s third try at abstinence works out!

Also was on the first season of Law & Order: SVU!

Dakota Fanning divorces Bristol Farms.

It’s only fitting that ‘Mayhem’ weighed in on the Parker/Cattrall feud.

Yes.

Agreed (both on Dean and the Palins).

Dean Winters will always be Ryan O’Reily from Oz to me.

Does everyone involved in that family have a stupid fucking name?

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

Wait—JIMMY FALLON was impressed?

Anyone who would care about a Prince tribute knows he’s from Minneapolis. Anyone who would care about a Prince tribute, knows he would not want one done by Justin Timberlake.

By all means, let’s ignore the actual context of the man’s express wishes and feelings in life, and claim the author doesn’t know what they’re talking about because they didn’t mention a wikipedia fact that nearly everyone whose listened to a Prince song already knows.

But they could have just played Prince performances for 20m, and it would have been miles better.

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

I don’t think that most people in the stands were Minnesotans. Then there’s also the fact that Prince himself didn’t even like JT.

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