It doesn’t say much about Roiphe’s brand of journalism that the fact checker, who’s supposed to be the one crossing the “t”s and dotting the “i”s not doing the actual reporting, was the one calling up to check on Moira’s thoughts on being the “woman widely believed to be one of the creators of the list.” Sounds like…

As a woman who has worked in the industry for over 15 years - I’m so glad she made that list and fuck, Roiphe.

Can we stop for a moment and reflect on the fact that an image in this Vogue photo shoot includes a photo of the Williams’ sisters in one piece unicorn jumpsuits currently on clearance for $19 from Target?

She’s radiant and Olympia is the cutest lil’ behbeh. I’m so happy she’s healthy after that experience.

I love everything about this picture. Serena and her baby are gorgeous and that dress is to die for.

I’m convinced Tiffany is just staying silent until Daddy is done paying for university, and will then promptly find herself a rich husband and cut ties with the rest of them.

The best any of his spawn can hope for is to be adequate, irrelevant, and anonymous.

All three Trump kids put together have the collective IQ of an empty can of La Croix.

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

a.k.a Mr. Butter E. Mails

Perhaps Monsieur Trump would like a wayfarrrr thin mint?

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

Who?

‘Instagram star..’, NO. Stop.

Alright, Goldie and Kurt, longtime mountain friends, can stay (Melanie too) but no more newbies. And this is not a “no transplants” thing, I’m just tired of “!!! Famous people in Aspen” stories. Although this year we may have jumped the shark, Rita Ora is now onboard.

I use marijuana

I stopped being shocked by this turd when it became clear that he’s lived the sort of life where he’s always had absolute power and he’s been able to say any bullshit thing that comes into his head without being challenged.

Wow. Meghan’s half sister is so needy and attention seeking that I almost mistook her for a trump.