Tough on crime!*

I hope Ron Howard does direct. Especially since that means we get Clint Howard as Brian May. Trust me. Once you see him in the wig, you’ll know it was the right choice.

“Health matter”.

Uh, he could have said “that’s disgusting”, “don’t talk about women like that”, “we don’t say those kinds of things on this show”, literally anything other than laughing about it and letting Trump be gross.

Is anybody surprised that she, Julian Assange’s prostate massager, would not blame the victims? I mean, look what one did to her man! He has to hide in a closet thru no fault of his own!

Oh Pamela, better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.

Pam has always been a hypocrite. So this is par for the course.

Is she still flying to London to fuck accused rapist Julian Assange on his office air mattress? The recommended stories that profile her trysts don’t mention her taking someone with her for that.

Even better, he’s prepared to testify that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, and is prepared to serve as a witness against Trump and his family. Happy Friday everyone!

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Friendly reminder, relationships between superiors and subordinates are presumptively coercive!

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.

This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate  Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.

She doesn’t even walk unless she has to.

I do not believe Mariah Carey cooked a damn thing. That’s not how you hold a spoon when you’re cooking!

John Oliver’s segment on Charlie Rose’s on-set creepiness just took on a whole new meaning...

How many men that I have admired are going to turn out to be predators?

There’s something satisfying knowing that every well known media and political figure who ever harassed women (or men) is having a hard time sleeping because they don’t know If they’re next.