Nah, he has company in that closet.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

YESYESYESYES. *Standing Ovation*. I’m so here for this revolution.

I hope if Don Jr isn’t in prison when Chloe grows up, she puts him in a really crappy nursing home.

why not both?

Oh man, Selena’s gonna look back on her 20s and her Justin Bieber years one day and think, holy fucking shit, I can’t believe I dated that loser.

If Weinstein thinks he can come back after awhile and everyone will welcome him with open arms...well...I can see why he’d think that.

I don’t think his thought process is completely baseless. Let’s not forget Roman Polanski. We like to think we’re evolving, but I hope we prove it in this case.

In other news, Hitler was a hero and martyr because he focused world attention on the dangers of Antisemitism and rampant nationalism and in the end sacrificed his life in order to kill Hitler. 

This isn’t denial, this is fullblown Messiah Complex.

And testosterone

Raping hundreds of women over the span of four decades just so he could get caught for it and change the world. How selfless.

Weinstein has been overheard saying “that he was born to take the fall for his behavior in order to ‘change the world’” and that he has “resigned to his punishment as a martyr for social change.”

They’ve really schooled the Obamas re the Halloween thing...

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

I think it makes sense. Of course she identifies with an educator who puts her students in danger and doesn’t actually teach them all that much.

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Classy

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!