So this asshole who:

What they’re not telling us is that Janet Jackson will be a surprise guest on the show; she’ll be wearing a handmaid’s cloak.

Idea: at the end of his set, Janet pops out and rips his codpiece dick off.

Seriously given everything in the world right now, in particular in the NFL, how could anyone involved be so tone deaf as to invite him and continue to ban her?

Please, Prince in heaven, let him stop in the middle of Bye Bye Bye or some shit and have Janet come out with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis to kill it with Control.

He’s irrelevant. His last hit was that annoying song from the Trolls movie. Gross, get away.

I wish they’d have the balls to explain, on camera, exactly why he’s been invited back and she is permanently banned. I know it would be a bunch of shit, but I’d still like to watch them squirm for a bit while they pass it.

 So … what I heard was that if he were going to be at all principled about it – especially since InSync played at the MJJ 30^th Anniversary Concert at MSG and all – he was supposed to decline unless she could appear with him (since the whole mess was all his fault anyway).

Further evidence that the NFL is actively trying to bore me to death

Everyone is entitled to a chance I guess

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

My bet is on Pink for this fight by a wide margin.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

This just solidifies my opinion that David Cross is an asshole, but not an abuser. It sounds like they have a really good relationship, those two. You can love somebody and still acknowledge their faults.

Macklemore is jealous of the attention Eminem got for his anti-Trump bit.

“We literally didn’t have any ideas, so we just killed off the main female character in order to juice up the plot.”

I mean, if she leaked those things anonymously she could still collect from Donald...

I just watched Rosemary’s Baby for the first time today. (Thanks STARZ app) I think he just looks exactly like his mom (but I hope for his sake Frank is his father). Edited to add: Also realize that probably shouldn’t be watching a Roman Polanski film :(