All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

:( Nothing to say other than I hope for a fast recovery for her. The world could use much more of her.

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched daytime tv...is it typical to have hosts don a turtleneck and casually dial up murderers or are these Kelly Today segments exceptionally bizarro?

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Bobby, are you getting combat pay for this? If not, you should.

I love how hard Megyn Kelly is tanking now that she’s out of her comfort zone of spewing lies and propaganda

Yeah, demand a refund.

“Wow, kind of a long dress there, sweetcheeks. Did Sharia Law hit here overnight and I didn’t get the memo???” - Dudes at Fox News

Yep, those are almost Mormon prairie dresses by Faux News standards.

Clearly she’s earned this job on her own merit! :)

Beautiful woman. Too bad her son is such a douche.

Of course the black woman got ostracized while the white guy got to skate by free and clear. Justin has thrown a couple of people under the bus to further his career. See his interview with Barbara Walters where he all but said that Britney wasn’t a virgin when they were together. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone…

He got a pretty harsh 14 game suspension, though. If he had wanted to get off lightly, he should have just sucker-punched her on stage.

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

Justin timberlake is definitely one of those people that makes me think “can you please just fucking stop making music” every time his songs come on the radio. Fuck JT! And while we’re at it I don’t like Jessica Biel either. Miss you Janet.

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

Spoiler alert: Megyn Kelly’s show sucks.

For some reason those colors read as like, the embodiment of seasonal depression to me.

God, I love Jane Fonda. What a bad ass. The fact that her very name makes right wing Boomers froth at the mouth is like the cherry on top of the awesome sundae.

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.