Hey to be fair, making a sitcom about your ex is a much healthier way to deal with lingering feelings than being a creepy stalker or something.

When life gives you lemons...

i’m going to need everyone to stop reminding me that Roseanne supported Trump, because i’ve been binge watching Roseanne on Prime for the last couple of weeks and that show was both brilliant and feminist AF (i know, i know - i won’t hit that last season for a little while yet)

As a person who purchased a leather couch because her children kept wiping their boogers on the upholstered one, I cannot second this enough.

Without even bringing children and pets into the equation, a pristine white couch + diet that includes solid foods and red wine = reveal thyself, replicant.

My mom did... she’s a great lady, but... uhm... kinda comically uptight. Even after we went to college, we weren’t really allowed to sit on that couch..

Seriously. Like, our household has just two kids* and a dog with a red couch and it still gets so dirty so quickly. I can’t imagine a white couch.

What? I find her COMPLETELY relatable, she’s my spirit animal! Here’s my self-portrait:

When my daughter was young and we were not secure financially I made the inexplicable decision to purchase a white couch. The fabric was a textured linen type and I loved it. She shat flaming orange carrot colored shit across 2/3rds of it and nothing in this world would make it clean. I actually cried.

was going to star because YES obviously, but you’re at 69 so didn’t want to ruin that any sooner than it needed to be . so STAR.

What they haven’t told you is that’s a set, the dog isn’t real, and Kelly was photoshopped in. I can tell, because I’ve pet a lot of dogs.

We bought a lovely light tan one two years ago. We also owe a large dog who thinks nothing of running directly from the yard and landing on the couch like a giant white cannonball.

Too be fair, that is the room that is off limits because it’s only for entertaining so you kids keep out and why don’t you go play out in the yard it’s nice out.

Yas Yas Yas!!!..... this is so bullshit of her and you know the most UNRELATABLE part of this promo ..... her perfectly pressed and starched t-shirt...... bitch if you trying to hang ......show me pit stained wife- beaters, chilling on your mama couch with polo socks ( show me some stretch marks ..... as Kendrick…

My BFF has 3 cats and a child. She recently went couch shopping and sent me pictures of a lovely small white sectional. “Wtf are you fucking thinking!!!!” I texted back. She eventually went with a dark gray, and yesterday she thanked me for talking her out of the white. White furniture is only for people who have…

First thought when I saw the headline and pic, “Well that white couch isn’t helping.”

PREACH. Exactly what I was coming to say.

Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me…

Discussion time: who would you put money on in a fight, Nicole or Reese? Reese seems like she’d cut a bitch, but Nicole survived Tom Cruise for ten years, so I feel like it’d be pretty even odds.

with her attorney, Lisa Bloom.