That response is dripping with shade. Well done, Kennedy Center. Well done.

they are skipping this event much in the same way that i skipped my wedding with paulina porizkova.

Trump’s MO seems to be to pull out of things that are crumbling around him in an effort to save face.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

Michael Douglas’s son Cameron will be having a child after six years in prison...His girlfriend Vivian Thibes stuck it out and waited for his release.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

It also spells out

I literally died.

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Fuck off steve.

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Of course he called her during the funeral. Either he was too dumb to realize that much of the country was busy watching the funeral on TV or he intentionally called during that time so he didn’t actually have to talk to her.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

“I’m not talking to the President now,” said Bro, explaining that now that she’s caught up on the news now and has seen his comments. “I’m sorry. After what he said about my child—and it’s not that I saw somebody else’s tweets about him. I saw an actual clip of him at a press conference equating the protesters like…

They should go to D.C. and visit the Obamas.

That’s good news for Kevon Looney. Only Kerr and Klay and another K were going to be invited anyway.