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Damn...

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties

If I have learned anything from the past year and a half, when it comes to news about Russia and collusion, it is always not yet time to start celebrating.

Sorry but that part made me a bit sad for Billie. I don’t think the point was “geez, how great was that” but more of a reflection on how a child needs the stability of knowing a parent will come home at the same time every day and help with homework, not keep them up all night to shop at Sharper Image.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

Why am I commenting on it?

why are you reading it?

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

Its getting to the point where “Peer Pressure” can be used as a defense over there.

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

Why is a former Heroine Junkie more credible than the people victimized by her?

“After reviewing the audiotape, V.F. stands by Peretz’s story as published.”

Angie made a huge mistake treating Vanity Fair like People. She responded like a celeb and underestimated the magazine by trying strong arm them. I love her but this entire debacle has been an excercise in hubris.

I just went to this NKOTB concert. I wasn’t going to, but Paula Abdul tipped the scales. NKOTB have new music that I didn’t know, so that part wasn’t fun, but Paula!!!!! Omg. I think I might have cried a little. Also screamed every word to each and every one of her songs. I’ve loved her forever, and it was amazing.

I don’t know, I can’t keep up with them.

Now playing

Dukes of Hazard actor Tom Wopat was arrested for indecent assault and battery and misdemeanor coke possession.

My first as well, I think I was 8. A lot of my high school friends have gone, I don’t really get it. I guess it would be fun but my musical tastes have matured a bit and I don’t need to be wasting cash on that. Mostly I’m just a killjoy.

Jonathan = ForeverBae