Good thing we dodged that Shillary. She would have pulled the same shit but probably even worse.

So would that also mean that thoroughly unqualified “legacy admissions” will be illegal? Several come immediately to mind...

Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

(You tee them up and I will knock them out of the park with my ginormous dong.)

Wasn’t he officially supposed to start August 15th? So technically he worked, what, -16 days?

Kellyanne: “I can’t believe Spicer only lasted 53 days as Communications Director. That’s a record that will never be broken”

Wow I had already forgotten about that,and Gawker has only been gone for a short time seems like fucking years.

Thank you for bringing this up again. +1

Nominative determinism. http://qi.com/infocloud/nominative-determinism

His parents sure called it from day one with that name.

http://gawker.com/retired-cop-escaped-murderer-is-armed-with-huge-penis-1709850021

How closely related are these dangerous stoners to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions?Because the bounty isn’t even worth the effort.

any idea on penis size for any of the escapees?

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

I’ve never seen something like that before. But it’s awesome.

I’m going to start watching this every night before bed instead of drinking herbal tea. It will have the same soothing effects without making me have to get up to pee an hour later.