No one cares about micro boners - EGR.

Ok. Literally I am surprised by this. This means something. This woman CAN smile and does smile but literally never does when she’s with her husband. And she looks pleasant! And she literally never does with him.

What I don’t get there is why Melania is there instead of Ivanka? They wanted spouses not concubines.

Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. She’s preening, ever so slightly, because she’s feeling all smexy-like. But the dress looks out of place and gauche for a daytime business occasion, not that she would know this.

Just to troll him, she should have asked if she could have a picture holding everyone’s hands.

I think she looks very happy and pretty. There are plenty of negative things to say about her family but this pic or her choice of expensive coat aren’t what I care about (I hated when Hillary and Michelle got criticized for the same stuff)

I had a similar thought. That she’s really happy to be back in Europe, again, and with some like-minded souls who can commiserate with her situation. The most spontaneously I have seen Melania smile are in these photographs and with the Obamas. People who treat her as though she is human — something I doubt her…

I usually refrain from commenting about Melania but I thought her smile looked sincere in this photo. Not forced. Not smug. I vote for it being a Smile of Freedom.

Wait, seriously? She speaks five languages? Huh. I know she’s done her fair share of globetrotting, and I know there’s a whole lot more linguistic variation in the eastern hemisphere, but I’m still mildly surprised, especially given that her English is so terrible. (I know that she may be more experienced in other…

Somewhere, Lindsey Graham is passing out thinking of what could have been, had he made just a few different choices.

Gauthier is adorable.

To add insult to injury, how much taxpayer money did this pointless excercise in jerking off cost us?

So I’m at a loss here. Does Comey just want to fuck over everyone or what? Who’s side is he on?

I’m still mad about the finale. Robin + Barney for life.

Off-topic: I really miss How I Met Your Mother and don’t care what anyone says.

I am an ignorant person (freely admitted) and have no idea who the two other guys are with Jeremy Meeks. Are they important or do important things?

It’s not about how big your deck is, it’s how you use it.

Right. There was no doubt in my mind.