Maybe I’m real dumb, but in an industry where people are known for changing their names and age is an issue....why would a rumor of someone changing their name and fudging their age BE cause for not hiring them? I don’t understand Hollywood.

thats an affirmative, ghost rider, the pattern can always be fuller.

Permission to....buzz the tower?

Top Gun II: Bottom Gun

She looks like a normal woman who hasn’t had heaps of plastic surgery on her body or face and doesn’t employ a personal trainer and cook to keep her at a strict, ultra-cut size, yes. Tom Cruise has not only done all of that but is about 6 years younger than her, so of course they look different.

Not holding my breath.

Can’t wait to see the beautiful airplane kitchen.

If it weren’t for the whole Scientology thing he’d probably be one of the most liked stars as a person in Hollywood.

I loathe him but that’s pretty funny.

I love that his Twitter bio literally reads:

oh, TOP gun.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

Or a certain CBS show’s not-quite-so-successful spinoff.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

I am having a hard time grappling with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” due process of law thing while simultaneously thinking “holy fuck this motherfucker is Scott Peterson levels of guilty.” The second thought gives me so much more glee.

lol... Your “tl:dr” is longer than your first paragraph.

Waits for tape to leak, so I don’t have to speculate.

This is an attempted Banks robbery.

Too soon?