What I don’t get is why Fox is paying him $25 million for him to leave.

Those rules only apply to poor people. As with his frequent “snowflake” insults, he detests people that stand up for themselves or others, unless they are in fact Bill O’Reilly.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

I like that he used “his life easier” instead of “their life easier”. It’s telling that he has to used a male gendered pronoun to describe a person in authority, he can’t conceive of a woman being in charge.

“Workers”. Fuck this dude. So so much.

Nailed it.

It’s the free market Bill, you should love this shit...

Suck it, fucko.

Enty has the best disclaimer:

The rumor I saw was that Buzzfeed had some scoop that he had a secret boyfriend.

I’m also quite fond of this one.

Can it please be all of these things??? Because I get a borderline rage stroke just hearing his name, for may reasons, but this one really stuck in my craw—

Chaffetz is in the golden shower video in the role of the mattress.

Conspiracy theories all point to Russia, another woman, AND campaign finance issues.

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

This is and has been my take away. It drives me crazy that they refuse to see that it’s also their right to not have you there. You’re free to speak elsewhere.

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

Warning: Don’t look too closely at what’s going on where her left sleeve and underarm meet in the above photo. (That dress is a mess)

Never has this gif felt more appropriate: