Chaffetz is in the golden shower video in the role of the mattress.

Conspiracy theories all point to Russia, another woman, AND campaign finance issues.

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

This is and has been my take away. It drives me crazy that they refuse to see that it’s also their right to not have you there. You’re free to speak elsewhere.

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

Warning: Don’t look too closely at what’s going on where her left sleeve and underarm meet in the above photo. (That dress is a mess)

Never has this gif felt more appropriate:

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

I’mma need to see the receipts...

Don’t you dare come for Kamala Harris, sis.

No, I was thinking about how she had to be harassed into voting against Jeff Sessions.

“California has lots of younger, (real) liberals waiting in the wings.”

Unlike other celebrity presidents, at least Matt Damon has advocated for basic human rights and is probably smarter than Reagan and Trump put together.

Feinstein is a great example of 2 things:
1) That democrats (maybe politicians at large) believe America is much more conservative than it is. That ideas like single payer or a government option are great ideas, but political infeasible.
2) That if you just stay the course and don’t evolve, yesterday’s liberal is…

I’m still basking in the news that Jason Chaffetz, Beaver-American and World Class Coward, won’t be running for re-election. He will presumably spend his newfound free time the same way he spent it while in office. By:

Someone on Twitter pointed out that means she won the Australian open while pregnant.

She really is. I don’t usually get personally invested in celebrities (although I do read about them, not trying to pretend otherwise!) but I’m really happy for her. She’s so awesome.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

I look more pregnant 3 months post-partum than she does at 20 weeks along. Let me go eat another brownie in despair and further compound this problem...

Yeah it’s gonna take more than that for me. She’s got phony written all over her. Same with Baldwin - gonna take more than a trump imitation for me to see beyond his entitled baby act. Hey, maybe that’s why he’s so comfortable imitating trump - they may have more in common than you think.