Just curious. Does Putin tweet? Like for real tweet?

Just see what he does with his allies.

But look at it this way: You’re the oldest and Donald Trump is not only the youngest, he’s the petulant 5-year-old from your mom’s second marriage who’s mad he didn’t get the bigger room even though yours is only bigger by a couple feet.

Just remember that he has a small penis and all will be well

This infuriates me and I am not even a citizen.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

A few problems: I’m not a male critic. He is not a female pop star. I never wrote that sentence.

I said STEP for a reason.

He reminds me of a teenage boy who just discovered Bob Dylan.

O’Reilly, after all, remains on that family vacation he was “planning on taking anyway,”

Megyn Kelly is to Fox like Ivanka is to her father’s administration.

For real, Megyn “Ultimate White Feminist + Santa Is Just White” Kelly is a garbage person but I’m glad she complained. No one deserves sexual harassment.

“If you don’t like what’s happening in the workplace, go to human resources or leave.”

Yes. If she writes a memoir after divorcing Weiner, I would read that. I have no interest in reading a memoir she writes while still married to him.

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Twitter wins:

Name him Easter.

Gossip Cop claims that’s probably a bunch of bologna.

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.