I teach second grade. They know something is very, very wrong. The kindergarteners will figure it out when they see how freaked out the older kids are. I doubt they know what happened, yet. But they are all going to find out that a teacher was killed.

Oh I didn’t realize this was all about you. My bad.

I’m already assuming the shooter’s a white male.

Because as a country we looked at what happened at Sandy Hook and decided we were ok with it.

I feel okay about it. Everything is fucked, why shouldn’t my sense of humor be fucked?

I’m hoping that they think it’s a drill like the ones they practice all the time...that they don’t know people were shot and killed.

It’s called gallows humor, my friend.

I have so many second amendment jokes I want to make but they’re in SUCH bad taste. Maybe tomorrow.

I can’t even look at those little ones holding hands...they must be so afraid,

Oh my fucking god. Those poor kids.

Too soon....and I laughed.

Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

Graveyard humor is the best kind of humor.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Especially if you are a convicted violent felon who just finished a term of probation. Also, don’t use wire services. That shit puts you in federal jurisdiction.

As a defense attorney, let me just say...

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I guess he missed the gun safety course.