chickendancer
Chickendancer
chickendancer

Garth Brooks’ sequel to his debut hit.

Literally LOLing. Nice job.

After this news and all the other news of the day, we need the world to have a ship named Boaty McBoatface. We deserve that.

I work in a middle school. They really need to rename this shit “Eau de tween.” It's all the kids wear. It's awful.

I wonder if the TSA had a heads up about her since they “randomly” selected her and weren’t ‘LAX’ in screening her. (I'll see myself out for that dad joke.)

Gone like dead. Like this will kill them.

Fidel & Raul will be gone by year’s end. So will the embargo. I love this President and his beautiful family.

It’s my favorite movie. I know.It shouldn't be. It is.

Sean will play himself in the movie. I give it another yer before it’s announced. He'll get some young, non-Latina actress to play Kate. Because it's Hollywood.

He’s Steph when Andi rejected him. Lashing out b/c he can’t have her. (And I really hope people get this reference.)

Oh, Canada, indeed.

Not meant to offend. Just commentary on the sexist side of Hollywood.

Why not both? ;)

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

Taylor Swift:Kayne::Megan Kelly Donald Trump

This.

Especially when you're in Carmel for a CELEBRITY golf tournament and the sole purpose is to bring attention to some charity for which your golfing and to hang out with other celebrities. You know, people who are famous and of whom non-famous people want pictures.

Imagine their outrage if the Panthetrs and their “black quarterback” won. Fox would have demanded a do-over. The real thing they should be upset about is why Coldplay was even invited. They all just need to go have a Budweiser with Peyton and chill out.

Real Housewives of Attica. Coming soon to Cinemax.