Yes, to all the replies. I confused my pronouns. I’d love to edit my post but Kinja won’t let me. I should know better than to read/post when I can’t keep eyes open. Clearly that 20% nicer bit from Denton Doesnt apply to commentators. Get the same response about my reading comprehension skills 12 times.

Wonder what she'd do if she knew we teachers tell little ones to sing it when they wash their hands because it's easy to remember and abt the length for handwashing. She'll probably come after their Tooth Fairy money.

Biggie was right. Mo money, mo problems.

Imma let you finish, but Riley Curry has the best dance moves of the summer. Riley Curry for POTUS 2048.

Wives. Plural. Repeat offender. :(

Never apologize for that photo. Also, “so ginormously big” immediately invoked “That’s what she said” and a giggle. :)

I don't know much abt country music, but I know the CMAs are going to be awkward next year.

I doubt this is what they expected when they expected their summer to hurt like a mother fucker.

It's Sunday. Even the Jezzie goddesses need to rest.

Gawker’s motto is “Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s news.” Manage your expectations better.

Do I need a spoiler alert for a 25-year-old movie? If so, spoiler alerts.

Thank you! I’m always amused by my own wit, so I agree with you. That said, it’s a really obscure reference for today’s young people who only. know him as Fitz. I'm just relieved there's at least 8 others out there who understand it. :)

Does Tony Goldwyn have an alibi?

Nah, not Terence. His character is a manipulative, self-centered, chauvinistic, egotistical, albeit entertaining, bigot. To get an acting award, one should have to act and not play a fancier, wealthier, less violent version of oneself.

My mission is accomplished. ;)

Much of that seems to be processed foods. With GMOs. So it’s probably (David Caruso pause), Toxic.

I’m not sure whether Winslet (who did win an Emmy for her astounding performance in 2011’s Mildred Pierce) will go down in history as a Streep or as an...everyone else ...

Bowling. And cake. :(

That song is now stuck in my head. You bastard. ;)

Don't we all. I hope the Intwerwebs will provide.