In the meantime, the Republicans are repurposing another Prince classic and partying like it’s 1799.

I appreciate that you put “a Florida woman” in the opening sentence. Meant that I could confirm my suspicions from the headline without reading the whole story. Yay, inference skills.

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I'd have liked Lorne to bring his mom out and apologize for some of the crappy seasons of SNL.

I kind of wish a celebrity would name their kid Name. Just for shits ands giggles. And to see how long it took “Name” to crack the Top 20.

Maybe you should refund my money. ;) ...

Until Portman gives me a refund for Black Swan, I won’t see her movies. She probably supports that idea because of false gods.

How could you not propose “Look at Me, I’m Sandra Lee”?

“Police say Smith visited the Oklahoma Florida funeral home where the body was being kept and used a folding knife to slash the dead woman’s face from her hairline to her nose.”

I know Jezebel is a news/gossip site. And that we just had April Fool’s Day. But maybe next April 1st, we can just have a day of kittens and puppy news, and articles with headlines like “All children have everything they need” and “Republicans decide to stop being asshats; support progressive, fair platform.” That…

Coming in to post similar thought. We’ve gone a week or so without him being in the news, so naturally he had to reappear. He needs to fade away. (And I only clicked on story b/c I thought it might be DirtBag. Those tags need back on the main page.)

Should say “Especially you, Californians” somewhere in the article.

This may help.

Just a little of it. I figured it was a repeat if his idiocy last week, and he's such a tool anyway. I give less credence to actors when they are stupid. Figure it's either Method or why that have to be giving scripts, anyway. (And given all the rumors and blind items about him, I figure Karma will catch up with his…

Well, in that case, a Clinton (Bill) definitely isn’t far behind. ;)

Just registered your screen name. Love!!!!

Warren.

I think that's the standard answer for interviews to work at Faux News.

I'm going to borrow this. This is awesome.

Maybe even Jez writers were like, “Nope. Not today. (Bangs head against wall for 109th time today.)“