“the infamous pollutant”

Why in the world would you want advice from someone who STILL works at G/O Media?

We'll always have Bustle.

No one wants to be unpaid labor on an unsuccessful organic farm. 

A successful woman who bathes regularly?

It worked. You're writing about it.

The philosophy of "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer" is not nihilism.

I’ve managed to make it this long without herpes, I'm not going to risk it for cheap makeup.

I bet it smells like money to Miss Grande. 

And your mom fucked goats

Nice body shaming, Jez.

Good gossip columnists not only know where the body was buried, they know when it was buried, by who, why there’s a body in the first place, and what brand of shovel was used to dig the hole.

“and not even a well armed paramilitary force that has terrorized the city of Los Angeles for almost a decade can keep them down!”

Don't be bringing facts into this.

I don't mind a bit of snark, but this is "fake news" levels of shitty. 

It’s always amusing to watch the bloggers of Gawker Media Group stomping around in a high dudgeon when a journalist doesn’t live up to their standards. This guy should have offered $10,000 for unretouched pics of Epstein's junk.

When they catch the little bastards who did this, they should make them clean it up and repair the damage they did. 

This is Gawker levels of disingenuous. 

Actually, it was an excellent question at first glance questioning Anna’s white lady complicity in GMG’s conspiracy of silence.

How many times did you pitch the story to Denton?