Well, actually... /pushes glasses up nose.

Good qb? He's accidentally fallen bass-ackwards into two Super Bowls thanks to everyone else on the team. The Eli-Face sums up his overall, total "ability".

How many times do we need to say it? Turn the phone sideways (landscape) when you're shooting video. It makes it so much easier to judge one's over reaction.

As soon as the scoreboard operator heard Peyton's remarks, he emailed his resignation letter. What Peyton wants, Peyton gets.

And fuck myself for creating an account, reading the entire article, logging in, and then commenting. Ignoring something I can't stand is so much more effort.