not going to lie, I always imagine Fitz being really bad in bed, and definitely he cums before she does.

I'm surprised Kohls isn't in the same boat. I use 30 percent off coupons 100 percent of the time.

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Hahahahah wouldn't it be funny if it were the same bossy Kyle ? I had a ginger cousin named Kyle and he was a pretty cool guy but otherwise all Kyles suck

God, that sounds like - and I know I’m going to get shit for this - every small-town mom I knew when I lived in a small town. They all have bedazzled wine glasses with sassy sayings and lots of animal print and just love their precious babies and The Hubs is just SO helpful they are just so #blessed to have a big…

It's NO joke I gave my stupid ass bossy ginger neighbor a black eye when I was like four because he was trying to tell me I couldn't ride my bike down the driveway even though I was ALLOWED TO. SHUT UP KYLE