I’m so sorry! As you know, you didn’t do anything wrong by moving away - it seems like it was the best decision you could make for yourself!

I avoided spending money on a vacuum sealer for years - but now that I have one, I’m mad I didn’t get it sooner!!

I read this statistic and it made me want to vomit: If someone gave you a billion dollars and you spent $1,000 each day, you would be spending for about 2,740 years before you went broke.

This was a very good response!

Internet: Trauma is an emotional response to a terrible event like an accident, rape or natural disaster.

actually, I believe it’s “Lord Almighty” ;)

It’s so sad that this is even required. Going to work while not feeling good is just stupid - you’re not productive, even if you aren’t contagious, and it breeds badwill between the employee and their employer.

No, thanks!

OMG well I guess I’m a fan for life, now. This kid is fantastic! Hope he stays that way!

I know a lot of people look down on these types of jobs, but to this day, my favorite job was working in a Pizza shop. I loved the physical labor, making food, cleaning dishes, and seeing the results of your work right there, every day.

damnit now I’m jealous

BUT WHERE DO I GET A STEADY HAND??

I’ve made those with Spicy Ramen flavor packets instead of the ranch...omg....they were so good. stay away from people who love ranch dressing - they tend to suck.

For anyone wanting a BOSS Luxury island vacation with great sky views- Check out Jade Mountain resort in Saint Lucia. I’ve been to the Mauna Kea in Hawaii... and this beat it. It’s one of the top 10 resorts in the world, and truly one of a kind. The rooms have 3 walls, with the 4th open to a gorgeous view of the…

This is GREAT TIMING since the Perseid meteor shower is coming up in August and I just took time off work so I can go camping in a location to see them better!!! WOOOHOOO FREE SKY SHOWS!!!

Garbage human chooses garbage human for running mate!

I think a lot of people get a pass because in general, they’re neutral people who just do a few really shitty things..and that still doesn’t make them good people. It makes them bad people who are good at hiding their badness - and there are a lot of them in this world, and they convince themselves that they’re good…

You forgot DIRTY SHIRLEYS - for when you want to drink like a child AND a grownup at the same time.

You didn’t write your comment clearly enough, because it really didn’t read like that.

I know its on Cracked, but this article describes how London Police use de-escalation as their primary weapon - just calming people down and showing respect - and it’s fascinating, effective and completely opposite of the U.S. police’s tendency to escalate confrontations to deadly encounters. They’re also not allowed…