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Blackadder?!

AFTERPARTY STRICT PARTIALLY DRESSED TO OD CODE WILL BE ENFORCED: USED LOBSTER BIBS OVER NUTREA FUR LINGERIE, MIAMI HUGGERS, DRIED MUSTARD SMEARED ACROSS ONE CHEEK, DIG DUG GLAM, ACCIDENTALLY SINGED EYEBROWS, 1970’S CHINESE LABOR CAMP THIN SHIC, GRAVY LADLING, TWO DAY OLD GUN SHOT WOUNDS, WILD TURKEY NECKLINES, PATCHY

I think I knew that at some point but completely forgot about it. I must still be feeling the effects of this last regeneration...

I understand and relate. It will be nice to see Paul McGann back in the thick of it.

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He was the first of The Doctor’s incarnations to choose the form of his regeneration.

Excellent! Thanks.

I’m down with the shooting star and moon options, but the Milky Way option? There’s enough of small chance that some alien race might revivify you from the remains and put you in one of those 2001: Space Odyssey people zoos, turning from an old man into a fetus, for eternity, long after Earth has crashed into the sun.

Speaking of, are you going to share more Lumpy Cthulhu soon?

Thank you! It’s been bottling my mind since last night.

Off topic, but does anyone know what the hell Wiz Khalifa was talking about when he was saying his arrest was because he was riding his hoverboard in an airport? (Specifically his claim that he had a hoverboard and was riding it.)

That second gif is the most beautiful kind of pornography I have ever seen. I... just... can’t... stop... watching... it...

The Weyland-Yutani Company, however, says that nothing could go wrong.

Right? Then it’s hard not to think of this, but at shipping container sizes.

It would be pretty cool if it became de rigeur for NASA to just send a ship full of bears ahead of every human mission. Not only would it confuse the shit out of aliens, but it would keep the astronauts on their toes once they arrived. Another big plus is that the polar bear plot on LOST would suddenly make 500% more

There might be something seriously wrong with him, like a stroke, and if you know how, you should try to contact someone who can check on him. And not ridicule him.

When humans finally arrive at the bear colonized Mars, they’d say, “Hi, bear nation.”

“For better or worse, unlike bears, humans can’t live off stored fat during periods of torpor hibernation. While in stasis, the body would subsist on intravenous feeding tubes pumping in the bare minimum amount of lipids, amino acid and dextrose needed to keep a person alive.”

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