never ever has a customer even come close to making me cry

How can being held down, having your legs forced apart and having something forced into your vagina be anything other than rape? That woman is so young and black too, I can’t imagine how frightened she must have been.

Getting salmonella from eggs is not rare. Kitchens still haven’t worked out how to handle eggs safely and now they are the carriers in place of chicken.

and Australia though not as much now

Why oh why can’t Kinja just line the replies up underneath each other like just about every other comment style forum? Who the fuck is Jeremy and what’s so weird?

those rainbow dots? We call them sprinkles or, to be more formal, 100s and 1000s. Fairy Bread is well known to all Australian kids.

and yet there are just as many non-monied people who treat hospitality staff like shit. Blaming privilege doesn’t fly IMO, arseholes are just arsholes.

why would anyone call him an arsehole to his face or online? What’s he done to deserve being insulted by anyone? Yeah he sounds a bit different but so what? Who gets to shame someone in that way? You lot are the arseholes.

no, no, a smack of teenage girls, as in jellyfish

He is obviously someone’s Dad and when he finally got himself the Ferrari he had wanted all hs life, for every birthday, Christmas, present-giving occasion from then on, the kids bought him Ferrari stuff. He loves his kids a lot and it gives them a real thrill that he never leaves the stuff in the box but, regardless…

Aw c’mon, there are plenty of unplanned but ultimately much loved babies who would have been announced to the world in those tones. Getting all broken up because your dumb arse mother was disappointed to find herself unexpectedly pregnant is just a way for an angsty teen to beat their mother up anyway they can.

then your dumbass, disloyal dog deserves every dognapping it gets

ransom/random works either way

well its true for dogs but maybe they were confused

well no-one told Tom Cruise that

well, IME, redknecks are friendly as long as you are not any of the things they like to redneckk about. You know? Like gay, black, a woman...

Learn to read? Whatsup with being a patronising bastard? If you reckon its possible to read every reply on Kinja then you are truly the miracle you obviously believe yourself to be.

Five years or not, she could have still said no so why should she need backup? Unless she took some sort of oath or something I suppose or maybe she bargained with God that if she was allowed to live she would agree to to go on a date with any try-hard that asked. Or did I miss the part where she was being held…

Does well oiled not mean the same thing to you as it does to us? As in, most employees made sure they were well oiled before starting their shift.

So the purpose is to drive people out of fast food employment? Does the fast food industry know that? Does McDonald’s Hamburger University know that?