I would have picked up that conversational thread and used it as an example of what can happen when a person uses a platform of power to do shitty things to people.

“Rudy Giuliani used his political power to do terrible, racist, xenophobic things. The good people of NYC don’t appreciate those things, so they booed at…

Start spreading the boos/

Trump falling ass-backwards into a possible denuclearization of North Korea and the fucking it up with his own ego would be just the most Trumpy thing he could do, like a little fractal section of his whole presidency...

In a fucked up way, that’s one of his most honest tweets of all time, because it lays bare that his definition of “fake news” is news that paints him in a negative light. I mean we all knew that, but it’s the first time (I’m aware of) he’s admitted to that.

No. Democrats with the help 9f Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski saved the Affordable Care Act by consistently voting against it’s repeal. McCain rode in on their coat tails at the last minute to lend a hand. He does not get the credit for saving anything.

Funnily enough, “historically horrendous boner” was #3 on my ex’s list of “Reasons Why I’m Dumping You.”

I’m surprised you let that “Kobe got passed over” claim stand. The ‘00s were FILLED with people yelling “KOBE!” as they shot fallaway jumpers at trash cans and laundry hampers.  

I think the Beach Boys actually deserve to be talked about: God Only Knows, Good Vibrations, Wouldn’t it Be Nice, I Get Around, California Girls. That’s very very solid.

What bothers me is that self-checkout is easy and most of the time faster than a regular aisle IF AND ONLY IF you only have a basket of 10 or fewer items. If you’re rolling up to self-checkout with a cart full of shit you are willfully making things harder for yourself. There’s no place to park the cart and run the…

Can confirm. Would absolultely complete a legal deliverables side quest for 5% vacation time boost. It’s a grind, but worth it to stack those buffs.

My children sometimes put utensils in the basket with the business side up. I haven’t decided which field to abandon them in yet.

How much news does he let you hear? You...might want to stay where you are.

This. I bet many 90's kids typing ability’s greatly improved as a result of AIM.

A world without guns would have far fewer suicides because suicide is an impulsive act and if you can slow people down even a little bit, they won’t do it. Guns are dangerous because they are easy to use, readily available, and very lethal.

I’m pretty sure nobody thinks that. However, there would definitely be fewer suicides, because people with a gun in the home are more likely to successfully commit suicide than those without.

No but in kindergarten a boy falsely accused me of picking my nose and eating it. I denied it so then he called me fatty fatty two by four can’t fit through the kitchen door. Then he got caught eating his own boogers, but my nickname was the one that stuck.

That’s strange. I was wondering why birds kept asking me to kill people from the Interior Department. Now it all makes sense!

Waking up to FBI agents standing at the foot of your bed is definitely not a good morning.

People get so mad that others might get something that they don’t.