TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…
If he was in the habit of replaying them, then they were easily accessible. The Feds have them all!!!!!
I think Step 1 would need to be the shuttering of Fox News and other right-wing outlets that peddle conspiracy theories, or at least something that forces them to cover actual facts rather than whatever spin suits their agenda. That runs afoul of the 1st Amendment, so I don’t really know how that would be achieved.
May he never have another solid bowel movement again, may his socks always roll down into his shoes, may he pass loud and foul smelling gas at every wedding, baptism, and funeral he attends henceforth, may he always drop food onto every shirt he wears forevermore.
Everybody donate to Iron Stache!!
I can stand up straight under the overhead bins on planes. It’s my stupid human trick.
Never underestimate the willpower of a short person who wants something off the top shelf.
“Mumma won’t let me play outside because of the consumption, I told her that don’t want to play with the governess all day! That’s why I pushed her over the railing just like I did to the last one, she didn’t wake up either. I hope my new governess is better.”
*low five*
As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”
At a minimum, if they make it competitive enough it would force the GOP to pour money into Texas to keep it thereby denying them they money for some other race.
Texas is Cruzing for a bluesing
Drinking wine with my mom while yelling at the people on Flea Market Flip is honestly one of the best parts of adulthood.
Sometimes looking at Karamo is like looking at the sun.
I’d still like to see what qualifies as a “piece of furniture”. Something tells me he’s sneaking in a couple of throw pillows into that figure.
Eric is the Fredo in a family of Fredos.
Once we learn something, it goes into a part of the brain that doesn’t require conscious thought. It’s automatic.
Jesus Christmas, when you put it like that! Just holy shitballs.
Jeezus, to see it on a board like that is sad, terrifying, and a little satisfying.
